Meetings

Jun 04, 2014

Have you ever been to a site meeting and then had to review the notes from the meeting? Well, one of our clients issued the meeting notes before we had a chance to get all serious, but they get the point across —

(Note that the names have been changed to protect the not so innocent…. except the name of the project architect – Howard)

“I thought we had another productive and joyful session, although I wish Jack had not interrupted so often.

We agreed:

• Ron should piss or get of the pot;
• The trim for the master bedroom bay window will be executed in the style outlined by the Architect.
• We chose iron wood, 1×4, etc.
• The front sidewalk is now grand.
• As are the gutters and collection boxes. As to the latter, there will be no slots for coins.
• Lincoln won’t tell us the phone number of the woman at the City who can cut through the Gordian Knot. Howard opined Lincoln was protecting his source. I opined he was hitting on her. As usual, I was wrong.
• The tile is being laid as we speak.
• As is the stucco.
• The Architect will provide details for the kitchen porch.
• Someone will install the concrete for Heat Pump Ravine someday.
• Brian and I had a ‘Howard’ about arching the entry to the studio. Howard wants it a certain radius. I want it to be that distance were you to make a point on the vertical line down the center of the opening which is equidistance from the top and the sides.
• Shallower would be silly.
• We should contact Paula and get her and the rocks.
• Trim for the basement was discussed and spec’ed by the Architect with characteristic flair.
• The closet lights will be motion activated.
• Potential closet shelving/pole configurations will issue from the Architect forthwith.

If I have missed something, it is because I am losing my mind.”